The Pigs orgasm and the brainless starfish

Dear mouse, Christmas countdown Bayi fwded these earth shattering facts: 1.If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (recipe for kosong cafe) 2.If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Some terrorists are still at it.) 3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (Imagine when a person is angry!) 4. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) 5. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death! (I have yet to see a headless one causing trouble, and I still can't get over the pig.) 6. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (No use if you want to lose weight.) 7. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Male mantis: "A kiss is not a kiss, a sigh is not a sighhhh….ugh") 8. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (Should it be spelt "flee" instead?) (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) 9. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (The frog has proven to us) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (Who took the trouble to count them and what could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) 10. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) 11. Butterflies taste with their feet. (I always wonder what it would be like. Anything to do with reflexology?) 12. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (Being ambidextrous, I have the advantage of four years, 182 days and 12 hours.) 12. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Isn't it obvious?) 13. A cat's urine glows under a black light. ( A black light? Against black, everything seems to glow.) 14. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some politicians like that.) 15. Starfish have no brains. (I know some politicians like that too.) 16. Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer?) 17. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Hey! What about that pig??) Back to Now What, Ca t? The Ca t