Friday, November 04, 2005

UN Survey

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forwarded by Bayi.

A United Nations' survey? Impossible
Last month, a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about the solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was, not surprisingly, a huge failure, because:
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And,
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.


The Ca t adds: In the Philippines, they do not know what unity means.

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The Ca t

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